Alcohol Because No Great Story Started With A Salad Canvas Sign
14" x 11"
Sale price
$34.95
Regular price
$46.95
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Alcohol Because No Great Story Started With A Salad Canvas Sign
Sale price
$34.95
Regular price
$46.95
Made to order just for you · Ships in 5–10 business days
Free US shipping on orders over $80
Personalized & printed just for you
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Alcohol — because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad. Set in heavy block capitals, black on white, sized so the punchline lands from across the room. No distressing, no icons, no clip-art cocktail glass; the joke carries it. Built for a home bar, basement bar, man cave or kitchen corner where drinks get poured, and it is one of the few signs in this style that still reads cleanly in a modern room. A dependable gift for a housewarming, a bar build or a birthday.
- Printed on premium cotton-polyester canvas with fade-resistant inks for vivid, lasting color
- Gallery-wrapped over a solid pine inner frame — arrives ready to hang
- Made to order in your choice of size
- Hanging hardware included
How to personalize
Enter your names, dates or message in the personalization box and upload your photo if the design has a photo slot. Please double-check spelling — we print exactly what you enter.
Shipping & production
Every canvas is made to order. Production and shipping take 5–10 business days. We ship to the 48 contiguous US states. Free US shipping on orders over $80.
Returns & replacements
Personalized items can't be returned for change of mind. If your canvas arrives damaged or incorrect, contact us within 14 days with photos and we'll make it right.